thegeekindenial:
Dumb Ways to Die (Supernatural Version)
Set your archangel brother on fire,
Poke a hellhound with your burning desire,
Eat tacos, that’s out of date,
Use your private parts as Leviathan bait.
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die,
Dumb ways to da-ha-hiiiie,
So many dumb ways to die.
Dress up like a moose during hunting season.
Disturb a nest of vamps for no good reason.
Stand around the edge of Lucifer’s cage.
Lose a bet and add 50 years to your age.
Live in a town with Croatoan virus.
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly,
Dumbest ways to die,
The dumbest ways to die,
Dumbest ways to da-ha-hiiiie,
So many dumb,
So many dumb ways to die.
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I simply could not resist. This song has been stuck in my head for the past how many days so I guess my mind decided to do something productive with it. My writing abilities can only do so much. If someone out there can actually do the whole song, I would probably sell my soul to you.
Set your archangel brother on fire,
Poke a hellhound with your burning desire,
Eat tacos, that’s out of date,
Use your private parts as Leviathan bait.
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die,
Dumb ways to da-ha-hiiiie,
So many dumb ways to die.
Sell your soul to save your son,
But then his brother dies and so he’s done,
Teach yourself, how to fly,
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie,
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die,
Dumb ways to da-ha-hiiiie,
So many dumb ways to die.
Invite a psycho-killer inside,
scratching your big brother’s Chevrolet ride,
Being totally bat crap insane,
And then tempting a wraith with your brain,
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die,
Dumb ways to da-ha-hiiiie,
So many dumb ways to die.
Keep a wendigo as a pet,
Trusting Zachariah the first time you met,
Pissing off, the garrison,
By calling angels dick in comparison,
Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die,
Dumb ways to da-ha-hiiiie,
So many dumb ways to die.
Dress up like a moose during hunting season.
Disturb a nest of vamps for no good reason.
Stand around the edge of Lucifer’s cage.
Lose a bet and add 50 years to your age.
Live in a town with Croatoan virus.
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly,
Dumbest ways to die,
The dumbest ways to die,
Dumbest ways to da-ha-hiiiie,
So many dumb,
So many dumb ways to die.
#WHEEZING. YOU DID IT. I LOVE YOU. THIS IS THE ACTUAL BEST.